BERNARD BEARCAT LOOKS AT THE JOB MARKET

Hello Bernard. What's up?

I think I need a job. Being a homeowner is expensive.

Bernard, you live in a treehouse. You don't pay rent. You don't have a mortgage. Why is it expensive?

I was thinking about putting in a spa.

Oh, for.... nevermind. Alright. Check out the help wanted ads and tell me what you find.

Hello again Bernard. Did you find something interesting?

I'm going to start freelancing.

Doing what?

Freelancing. I'll be a Commander.

Bernard, that's not a thing. Well actually it's sort of a thing, but that just means you do it without having a full time job doing it.

I can do that.

You can do what?

Freelancing.

Doing what?

Freelancing. I'll be a Commander. Weren't you paying attention?

Bernard… Let's start over. You saw an ad somewhere, right?

Right.

What did the REST of the ad say?

Wait a minute, I've got it right here…
Freelance Ordnance Disposal Team Commander.

Ohgeez…
That's a job on a bomb squad, Bernard.

I might not want to do that. There are a lot of jobs here. I'm going to keep looking.

Good plan. Write if you get work.

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